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Friday, July 17, 2009

Stalls are NOT for Standing

This is a little pet peeve that I have. At work the men's restroom has two urinals and two stalls. One stall is a narrow small thing that real men cannot fit in, the other is a nice handicap stall. So only having two places to sit becomes an issue at lunch time, because even though there are bathrooms on the next two floors if you need a stall walking up stairs is not something that you want to have to do. Which brings us back to the topic and a true story;

I go into the restroom, after the noon rush to drop a deuce. I look to the nice spacious stall first, but there is a gray haired mans head bouncing up and down in the stall. So I listen to hear if he is starting or finishing, so i know if I could get into the better of the two stalls. I hear that he is grabbing toilet paper, so i think this is putting it down on the seat to sit down and do his thing. But no... He is picking up the seat to use it like a urinal, even though there is no one using the other two urinals or the smaller, easy to stand, not enough room to sit stall. Now I am not against using the stall if the two urinals are taken, but if they are open don't use the the best stall on the floor to do a stand up job. I mean really what are you thinking when you get into the bathroom, "good no one here" lets go to the most private largest stall to take care of number one. For the sake of all the men who can't choose between stall and urinal, if it is number one that you need to do, use an urinal. Now if you are a little shy don't worry that is what the splash guard is for. Plus No one is looking in a men's bathroom, in fact we don't even talk to each other in there.

So I am begging you let the ones who need to sit first choice and use the urinals.

The Start of Our Adventure

This being my first blog I will explain the title of this blog and what will be found her within.

This will be a record of all my ideas and thoughts. It will show all the crazy things that
go through my head. If you are scared by this don't read further, if not then you can
expect to be amazed, bewildered and mostly offended. This is just me writing straight
from my mind. So be careful as you read this is all my opinion, and after you have braved
my mind. As you laugh and ponder my great mind, please comment on what you think.

This should be the start of an amazing journey.